This happens to me too when I just want to enjoy a delicious sandwich in peace...
Sandwiches are the best when they are full.
I rarely eat sandwiches, but I don't like it too. I like eating sandviches with full contents.
It's like a miniature kick in the shins... Diving into a fat sammy... Only to devour... It's bready husk. No amount of mayonaise can compensate for the great loss....
And it always ends up in my LAP.
Oh so painfully true.